Woman: I think I'm going to get my ankles reduced.
Man: What?
Woman: My ankles. I want to make them smaller.
Man: They do that?
(Lots of nodding. Man looked concerned.)
Man: ...your ankles look good. I mean they look fine.
Woman: They don't. I have excess muscle down there. It's genetic. Which is weird because the rest of me isn't like that, so if I get them reduced I'll look symmetrical. I've thought about it a lot.
Man: That's amazing they can do that. Won't it be hard to walk for a while? Removing muscle is probably a big deal, like major surgery. I just didn't know that was possible!
Woman: It isn't, Jared. I was kidding.
(Tonally, Woman is pissed).
<Silence. Lots of silence for Jared.>
I don't understand women.
~ B
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